Andrew Lawler
The Protagonist
Wesley Koch
Randy
Jay Anthony
Q
Cole Hester
Tommy / Chef Giordano (voice)
Carlos Rodriguez Sanchez Jr
Luca Giordano
Sebastian Mendick
Thug
Emiliano Mancilla Jr
Goon
Nick Ferro
The Narrator
Josh Ferro
Delivery Driver
Alastair Mansfield
Officer Randall "Pink" Floyd
Colin Glow
Cyclops
Jack Loftus
Paul
Andrew Tran
News Reporter
Nathan Stavneak
Giordano's Employee (voice)
Aaron Menzel
Dinkoism Leader (voice)
Jeremy Caniglia
Dinko (voice)