Matthew
Jason
Bernardo
Amy
Josh
Diane / Main Shark
Anastasia "Bikini Girl"
Bloody Hand
Billy "Boyfriend"
Sharon
Alejandro "Dream Guy"
Arthur
Matthew's Mom
Quizzical Employee
Homeless Wizard
Uber Driver
Self
Porn Website Voice / Wardrobe Girl
Cop
Shark Stooges
Disposable Security Guard
